Over the years I've donated quite a bit of time to the Mario Kart franchise. In high school I almost got kicked out of a play when me and some friends were an hour late to rehearsal because we were trying to settle a long-standing grudge match on the slopes of Choco Mountain. In college, once the partying had died down, odds were those who hadn't passed would power on the N64 to drunkenly duke it out on Toad's Turnpike or Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway. So I always get a little excited when it's time for a new Mario Kart game and boy howdy, does the new trailer for Mario Kart 8 get the goose bumps goin'.
I know it's posh right now to hate on Nintendo, but come on! Look at that! Look at it! How can you hate that? Have you no soul? No humanity?